The "Jack is not a know-it-all prick" Universe

In this universe the following are changed:

• Jack is no longer a know-it-all prick. This means that there's no clear, charming leader at the beginning of the series, but it also means there's no ridiculously irritating moments when Jack decides to make a big deal about decisions ranging from where to set up camp to what sort of bread Kate uses to make her sandwich. "KATE! What are we going to do about this sandwich? You think this 7-grain is going to help? That's your plan?"
• Arst (sp?) the middle school teacher is the undisputed leader of the island. Because of that most of the people have died but the ones who haven't are awesome at making paper mache volcanos.
• There is a love triangle, but that love triangle involves Sawyer, Kate and James Gandolfini.
• Ana Lucia is still alive. No one is really happy about this one.